A few of my favorite quotes...

 

The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.

 

- Winston Churchill

If... history... teaches us anything, it is that man in his quest for knowledge and progress, is determined and cannot be deterred.

 

- John F. Kennedy

 
All our knowledge has it's origin in our perception.
 
- Leonardo DaVinci
 

Q: If you call a horse's tail a leg, how many legs does a horse have?
A: Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

 
- Abraham Lincoln
 

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

 
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
 

When Hitler attacked the Jews I was not a Jew, therefore, I was not concerned. And when Hitler attacked the Catholics, I was not a Catholic, and therefore, I was not concerned. And when Hitler attacked the unions and the industrialists, I was not a member of the unions and I was not concerned. Then, Hitler attacked me and the Protestant church - and there was nobody left to be concerned.

 
- Martin Niemoller
 

Those who forget the lessons of history, are doomed to repeat them.

 
- George Santayana
   

Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God, because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of a blind faith.

 
- Thomas Jefferson
 

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

 
- Galileo Galilei
 

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

 
- Ashleigh Brilliant
 

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

 
- Albert Einstein
 

Work for the fun of it, and the money will arrive some day.

 
- Ronnie Milsap
 

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

 
- Al Capone
 

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.

 
- Emile Zola
 

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women.

 
- Katherine Hepburn
 

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

 
- P. J. O'Rouke
 

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

 
- Socrates (470-399 B.C.)
 

Heaven is where the French are the cooks, the British are the police, the Germans are the mechanics, the Italians are the lovers, and the whole thing is run by the Swiss!

Hell is where the British are the cooks, the Germans are the police, the French are the mechanics, the Swiss are the lovers, and the whole thing is run by the Italians!

 
- Anonymous
 

The Swiss even shit at a right angle.

 

- Anonymous

 

 

 

 

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